She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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