Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
no you cant smoke seaweed
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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