I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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