yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
