"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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