i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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