her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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