You're so nebulous sometimes
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
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I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
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Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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