this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
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I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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