Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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