The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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