Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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