So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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