i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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