A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
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The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
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he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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