I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
vagina is talking i cant
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
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