Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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