I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
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nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
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He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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