the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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