I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
