I must be too annoying 4 u.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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