Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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