wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
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So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
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how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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