it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
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No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
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I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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