He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
sex in a hospital.. check
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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