no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
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Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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