It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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