there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
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Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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