Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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