They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Randomize
