I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
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Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
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Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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