What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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