This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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