So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
