Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Randomize