Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
only if we run a train.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
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I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.