just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
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On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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