We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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