You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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