is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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