I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
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On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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