Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
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I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
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so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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