They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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