You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
He has the fingertips of a God
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