member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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