sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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