I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
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No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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