Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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