Buhtt sex?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
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I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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