I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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