she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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