I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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