i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
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I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
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Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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