I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
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New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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