Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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