Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
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His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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